- The stylists are all (shapely) women
- The clients are all (desperate) men
- The theme is all (boring) sports
- And I'm all (gag me), "Give me a break."
Women go to the salon to look better.
Apparently men go to the salon just to look.
I'm all for free enterprise, but this place is just a little too on the nose.
It's like Hooters dressing up their waitresses as Calendar Girls and claiming that the male clientele dines there for the food.
Lady Jane's is simply Hooters - but for hair.