Two Types of Training

The Ineffective Training

is around the back 

of the building. 

Bring a pen to take notes - we have no training manuals.

 

 Snacks provided....

Company slogans

Wouldn't it be hilarious if

 the slogan for Viagra was....

"Go Big or Go Home!"

New Fashion Fad

Summer might finally be on the horizon and I realized my stock of tank tops is low.  So, today I was browsing the JC Penney website (when I was supposed to be working).
 
The search results came up on the screen and one of them has sleeves.     ??  

Doesn't that make it a shirt or am I missing something?  

Or maybe it's a New Fashion Fad - Slanktops!!*


The post is mine, but credit for Slanktops goes to Janice Limbaugh, editor of Wyoming Now/Kentwood Now at WKTV.  

DO NOT ATTEMPT

I am really tired of the high energy adventure commercials that have at the bottom of the screen in 4 pt font,

"Professional driver, closed course. Do not attempt."  

 I saw one commercial that showed a skateboarder doing tricks on a ramp. The disclaimer read, "Professional stuntman, do not attempt."  Don't they have skateboarding competitions with such stunts?  Does that mean we should we close down the competitions?

Traveling with the Sexes

When men and women travel, they pack different amounts of toiletries.  

Men: 

 

• Toothbrush
• Deodorant
• Hairbrush 

 

Women: 

 

• Toothbrush
• Deodorant
• Hairbrush
• Toothpaste
• Round Brush
• Comb 
• Mouuse
• Hairdryer
• Curling Iron
• Hairspray
• Eye Cream
• Face Cream
• Lip Cream
• Razor
• Loofah
• Body Wash
• Body Lotion
• Body Spray
• Shampoo
• Conditioner
• Foundation Cream
• Foundation Powder
• Eyeshadow
• Eyeliner
• Mascara
• Blush
• Lipgloss
• 15 makeup brushes

And they wonder why we spend so much time in the bathroom...